DATELINE: July 30, 2007, Chicago
You have undoubtedly seen the ad. Famed auteur Martin Scorsese is directing a commercial starring a bunch of celebrities, including Andre Agassi, Sheryl Crow, Ellen DeGeneres, Alicia Keys, and Shaun White. And then Tim from the office next store walks onto the set. He is more interested in keeping Lake Winabizacki clean than in he is in African relief, the environment, children at risk, and medicines for those in need. It's his thing
Scorsese then makes a rare onscreen appearance, asking “Who’s that guy?” Tim is a good looking character, perfect for this ad. Consequently, Scorsese decides to keep Tim in the ad. According to Scorsese, “He’s got a good face,” but when Tim smiles a little too self-satisfied, Scorsese cautions him,...